Monday, October 12, 2009

9 Year Old Indian Girl becomes a Microsoft Certified Pro !

A nine year-old girl in India named M. Lavinashree has passed the Microsoft Certified Professional Exam , becoming the youngest person to ever pull it off (smashing the record previously held by a 10 year-old Pakistani girl). The youngster has a long history of making records in her short life — including reciting all 1,300 couplets of a 2,000 year-old Tamil epic at the age of three — and now she's now cramming for the Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer Exam.

When Lavinashree was one and a half years old her mother , M.Induleka , began to teach her English alphabets playfully. The alphabets were plastic toys and when her mother dictated the alphabets one by one , she pointed out them accurately. She also learnt to identify the symbols of our nation , national anthem , national song , flags of various nations , leaders of our country , countries and their capitals , fruits , vegetables , flowers , shapes and many others.When her elder sister Lavanya started studying Thirukural , Lavinashree forced her mother to teach her the kurals and started repeating the words effortlessly "We never forced her to study. She developed her own interest and we only acted as facilitators," says K. Munisamy, father of Lavinashree.

While our people are busy partying for scoring straight A's in their N ,O and A Level examinations , this little Indian girl did something which we would have never thought of ; by passing the Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP) exam at the tender age of 9 (8 year-old as listed in some other sites). And oh yeah, she has a website dedicated to her at : -

http://www.childprodigylavinashree.com

Padyam Of The Day...

Medi pandu chooda melimaiyundu ,
Potta vippi chooda purugulundu ,
Pirikivani madibinkamilagura ,
Viswadhaabhirama , Vinura Vema !

Meaning : -

Medi, a fruit , looks gorgeous externally, But when we rip it, we find worms within. In a similar manner, a coward appears brave outside, but in reality he is not. Beloved of the Bounteous, Vema, listen!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Quote Of The Day...

" If you start judging people ,
you will be having no time to love them "

-Mother Teresa-

Thought For The Day...

9th October 2009

It is the sense of duality of 'mine' and 'thine' which accounts for all the joys and sorrows , likes and dislikes experienced by man. This duality is rooted in selfishness , which makes one think that as long as one is alright , it does not matter what happens to the world. Such a self-centred person , who regards his body , his wealth and his family as all that matter to him , is deluded , for he looks upon truth as untruth and the false as true. To get rid of this deep-seated malaise , men have to engage themselves in service. They have to realise that the body has not been given to serve one's own interests but to serve others.

-BHAGAWAN SRI SATHYA SAI BABA-

Padyam Of The Day...

Inumu virigeneni inumaaru mummaaru ,
kaani yatakavachu kramamu gaanu ,
manasu virigeneni mari chercharaadaya ,
Viswadaabhiraama , Vinura Vema !

Meaning : -

Iron , if broken , can be joined together , twice or thrice ,
but heart once broken can never be put together again !

Sardarji ? (Humour)

Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled !
When asked him , he said ,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her , but she said her chappals are new .

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Sardar: Miss , Did u call me on my mobile ?
Teacher: Me ? No , why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".

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Judge: Don't you have shame ? It is the 3rd time your are coming to court.
Sardar to judge: Your are coming daily , don't you have shame ?

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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple ?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange , but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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Sardar attending an interview in a Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardar : If you give me the address I will go there sir.

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Sardar in an airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted :
" Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

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Sardar: Doctor ! My Son swallowed a key !
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: What were u doing till now ?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today ?
Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!

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Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar : Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies !!!

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Sardar: My mobile bill how much ?
Call centre girl : Sir , just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid , not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Marriage ? (Humour)

They say that a marriage makes a man dizzy , and it's true.. As soon as I got a wife , I lost my balance in the bank.

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Men want 3 qualities in wives : Economist in kitchen , artist in home & devil in bed.But they get artist in kitchen , devil in home & economist in Bed.

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Q: Why do women live longer than men ?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks , but paying the bill does !

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Before marriage: Roses are red , sky is blue. U r beautiful, I love u.
After marriage : Roses are dead , I'm blue. U r my headache, I'll need a pill.

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want , and then when you see what the other person has , you wish you had ordered that.

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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Marriage.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No , but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ?
It's a formality , just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins !

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Wife : Darling today is our anniversary , what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.